I cannot deny that I’ve always been fascinated by photography. I’ve always wanted to take pictures as I move along the world, and yet, I had never actually owned a camera. There were so many occasions in my life that I have wanted to take pictures of, but they had never materialized. Even if they did, I had to depend on others who owned cameras. Until now. Today, I purchased my first DSLR camera.
I do fancy myself writing a novel one day. No, it wouldn’t be filled with rants and complaints about nothing. Rather, I’d like to fill it with satire and snide remarks regarding something I am ever so passionate about. What am I so passionate about, you might ask. Beats me. I’m still looking myself. Leave me your number at the comments section and I’ll call you if I have an idea. If you’re a female, I’d bring you out to dinner to discuss things of “literary importance”.
It’s been a really hectic few months for me. As much as I want to keep on blogging every other day, somehow I manage not to do it. Those empty promises to myself ain’t gonna be writing a blog post by themselves. Work seems to be murder these days. My new job’s fookin challenging, and there isn’t even time for a breather. Actually, there was ONE day that I didn’t much to do for the last, lemme see, two and a half months.
It’s kinda funny, u know, when supposedly educated men and women, who are holding professional jobs, respected in society by their family members and peers, tend to have a verbal diarrhoea and splurt out something unthinkably moronic somewhere along the way, only to get bashed (verbally, of course) by every passing being. What is it this time, you ask? Same ‘ol shit. Most of my regular readers know that I’m a graduate of AIMST University. And most of my regular critics think I’m indebted to MIC because AIMST University is my alma mater.
I was watching Buletin Utama the other day coz there was no sexy video clips being played on MTV and Channel V. I admit it; watching news on the idiot box has been an activity long forgotten by me. I see more shit in the local news that in the elephant pen at Zoo Negara. Watching the news this time rekindled memories from my school days, where I believed every single shit that was thrown at me. I wonder, can the following headlines really come to be?
I guess I’ve been having too many weird delusions after watching too much TV and reading plenty of fiction. I am having this dream of having certain powers to fuck certain people in the corridors of power. Then I wake up and realise I only have the power to let out a big yawn and press the snooze button to sneak in 10 more minutes of sleep. Neways, I’d be satisfied if these guys can do some work here. You know, have a company of sorts, calling it The Syarikat, employing people with special abilities to bring justice. Nice.
Read Part 1 here
A few letters have been sent to me some time back. By letters, I mean e-mails from my readers. And by readers, I mean my split personalities. Hey, don’t look at me like that. I’m not the only one who can say one thing now, and categorically deny it later on. Just ask our Gomen. Now, let’s see what the Gomen has to say about these letters.
